And The Horse You Rode In On

The title is sort of an executive summary of testimony by IRS chief Koskinen before congress. He pretty much says that if anyone's e-mails are called for, it will be found that their computer crashed.

“It is not clear that there are backup tapes that have any information on them,” Koskinen said. “I never said they disappeared, I said they were recycled.”

Much like Jimmy Hoffa.