Monday, September 22, 2014

Science Marches Onward

Feeling down because you don't have a job? Don't have any prospects? No doctor will accept your insurance? Your car needs replacing but all the prospects were on the "Cash for Clunkers" list and are now gone?

Rejoice!

Scientists have discovered yet another mood altering drug that will make you shrug off your problems and vote Democrat the rest of your life.
“What we have found is a process that may dampen the brain’s sensitivity to negative life events.”
Putting the fun in funemployment for you. Insty reported this, and what do you know, practically every comment was suggesting that whatever this stuff is, it would soon be found in the national water supply. Great minds thinking alike I guess.

Up to now we've had to rely on alcohol. Maybe this stuff won't destroy our livers.

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