Sunday, January 11, 2015

Early Poll - Lock Up Your Firearms First

Worst case scenario: The two biggest Rockefeller Republicans are the leaders in the polls and you have to pick one. What will it be: Krang or Kodos?

Additional stipulation: Suicide in the voting booth is not allowed. If it makes you feel any better, imagine the voting machine dispenses a voucher good for free drinks the rest of the day when you pull the lever. Get your moneys worth, vote early. Poll ends tomorrow at midnight.

Of course there's a flip side to that. Who would you rather see on the other side? Hilldabeest or Fauxcahontis?

Rich's suggestion of Walker/Paul in the previous post sounds near perfect.

1 comment:

Richard G. Combs said...

Great tweet a few days ago by @joelengel: "If it came down to Huckabee vs. Hillary, I'd have to give Costa Rica a close look."