Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Hick Blew It!

It seems our governor has been played by the powers that be. After all those years of signing the ghastly collection of legislative sewage his party has dropped on his desk and being coy about rumors that he was on the short list to be Her Inevitableness' VP it seems he lacked only one critical qualification: He wasn't Hispanic enough.

Of course it may not be hopeless. The right amount of money could probably persuade Sid Blumenthal to send Hitlary a letter citing his family's influence in the signing of the Treaty of Guadelupe-Hickenlooper back in 1848. It could work. She seems to believe whatever Sid tells her.

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